Hey, Toronto – take this

Also: A 'lawsuit waiting to happen' / When Chavez tempted Chicago / 'Angry Birds' freed

'I’D RATHER BE THE 500TH MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN CHICAGO THAN THE KING OF CANADA.' Neil Steinberg reacts in the Sun-Times to news the population of Toronto is now larger than Chicago's.
* Also in Chicago's favor: We have the Blackhawks.
* And a citywide bike swap.
* And Peter Sagal of "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" (but not when he was 25 years old).
* And dead body photos.
* The Onion: "Bostonians buzz about their daily routines in a delightful hubbub of excitement as if they lived in a major American metropolis."

'A LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN.' That's one community activist's response to a Sun-Times analysis that concludes 9 in 10 of the Chicago Public School students potentially affected by school closings this year are black.
* Commission report: Chicago can sustain closure of 80 schools – more than seven times the maximum yearly total so far.
* Protesters gather outside Uptown alderman's office to oppose "War on the Poor."

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Fresh news quiz tomorrow. Missed last week's? Here you go.

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THE FILIBUSTER THAT ATE WASHINGTON. The Atlantic boils down almost 13 hours of Sen. Rand Paul's anti-drone monologue into a few key highlights.

* Filibuster fueled in part by tweets from fans.

* Obama's food-based political strategy bringing Paul Ryan to lunch.

* Fact-checkers singe presidential pants.

 

'CHÁVEZ WAS TRYING TO EMBARRASS PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH. ... OR HE GENUINELY CARED ABOUT THE POOR PEOPLE OF CHICAGO.' The Reader's Ben Joravsky recalls a time when Venezuela's president offered the CTA millions of dollars worth of free gasoline.

* WBEZ's Achy Obejas translates 2011 speech in which Hugo Chávez discussed likelihood he'd been poisoned by the U.S.

* Is Chávez's chosen successor, his vice president, the real deal – or just a "Mini-Me"?

 

ANGRY, BUT FREE. The original "Angry Birds" game is now available at no charge for the iPhone and other mobile devices.
* After 6 months, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer gets bonus for ... One. Million. Dollars.

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